 But…. food almost killed me …
I thought it might have been the Brontosaurus Bites but they were just sooooo good that I couldn’t stop eating them. Those plastic little toys they put in the box got the better of me. I must have eaten about 5 boxes of Brontosaurus Bites that day. I was lucky that when I was brought into the hostipal that Octavia was on hand to perform the operation. But after they operated and pumped my stomach I was about to pass out because there was no food in my stomach.  I was on a drip of Cereal Numbers, Potato Chips, Sugar Cubes and Brontosaurus Bites for four hours!! Did it put me off? With such a near death experience you would think that I might get my habit under control. But no… The next week I entered myself into the Hotdog eating contest – I came 1st which was only to be expected. And the prize was a years supply of Brontosaurus Bites :o) Top 5 things NOT to do with food - Throw it at your friends
- Never insert food into any orrifice
- Don’t eat any food if you don’t know where it’s been
- Don’t snort peas through your nose
- Don’t laugh too much when you’re eating – there could be dire consequences
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