My favourite all time super power is invisibility. I have this friend called Madison who is invisible. She gets a bit annoying sometimes because she follows me around everywhere and she talks all the time – funny thing is that nobody else can hear her!There are some really cool powers that I am working on. I have managed to spin my head around when I get really angry but one thing that I want to do more than anything is to make my eyes pop out of my head. I have been practising and I know that I’ll get there in the end. I have managed to get my left eye to leave the socket but so far it doesn’t come out far enough to impress Giles. He keeps leaving the room whenever I practice! Bah. I’ll have to keep trying.
My Mommy said that my powers must have skipped a generation and come from my grandfather on my uncle’s side who was able to see through walls and had super strength.
Legend has it that Grandpop met his wife when he clocked her through the walls of the local hospital. He liked what he saw and went in to ask her to marry him. It turns out that she already had a boyfriend and this fella took badly when Grandpop proposed and they started to fight.
Well the little lady was really impressed as she has always had a thing for strong men but they separated when she met an Iron Man when the local fair came to town and she ran off with him and they had 12 children together.
So it seems that superpowers do run in my family and I am really really pleased that I have inherited them and I can’t wait to see if I develop any more ~ now I’ve got to go and get on with my eye popping!
