Author: Atlantis High Official

GILES GORDON ON THE BEACH 1

GILES GORDON ON THE BEACH 

“Hi, I’m Giles Gordon. My life changed forever in many ways when I moved to Sunset Cove with my Mum, Dorothy, and my crazy Grandpa. The beach is one of the most popular things with people in this wacky town – and this is my guide to it…”

THE BEACH

SUNSET COVE BEACH

10 things you won’t see at the beach:

  1. Giant monster octopuses
  2. Fish sunbathing
  3. People selling melted ice creams
  4. Aliens on holiday
  5. Someone living in a sandcastle
  6. Antarctic explorers
  7. Polar Bears playing volleyball
  8. Leonardo Di Caprio
  9. A snowman
  10. Guys wearing bikinis

“Everyone goes to the beach in Atlantis High – Sunset Cove’s beach is famous. It has endless miles of golden sands stretching further than the eye can see. It is breathtaking. Every day seems to be hot, hot, hot and there are always bronzed hunks and beach babes lazing under the sun making themselves look more tanned and more beautiful than ever. My ears hurt on the beach – the waves are so big and loud, the surf is always “up” here and it is a paradise for surfers (I
only wish I learned to swim as surfing looks fun – and attracts loads of beach babes!).

A HUNK OF HUNKS

“Eeek. I try to keep clear of the Sunset Cove beach because there are more muscles on these miles of sand than in all the gyms of the world combined. I don’t look like Mr. Universe but more like a “nerd” and stick out like a really sore thumb.

On the beach there are guys with arms wider than my waist – lifting huge weights and pumping iron to make their muscles even bigger. Muscle-guys do press-ups like there is no tomorrow.

10 things you may see at the beach:

  1. Swimmers in the waves
  2. Sunbathers
  3. Surfers
  4. Kids making sandcastles
  5. Lifeguards
  6. People selling ice creams
  7. People renting chairs to sit on
  8. Weird wormy shapes in the sand
  9. Dogs running about
  10. Joggers getting exercise

There are all kinds of beach sports being played everywhere you look – beach volleyball, beach soccer, Frisbee, hacka-sack, catch, swimming. More sports on one beach than the Olympic games”. 

BEAUTIFUL BABES

“Oh but the babes! Surely Sunset Cove is the place where the world’s supermodels grow up and make themselves look beautiful on the beach!

Lounging around in the sun (surrounded by guys) are some of the wonders of the world. Ocean girls with teeth like pearls, flowing hair that makes guys stare. Sometimes I feel like I do love the beach after all and don’t want to return home – but make the beach my new home instead…”

 

SOPHIE’S GUIDE TO BOYS 2

SOPHIE’S GUIDE TO BOYS 

The Men of Sunset Cove As you may know, as “Sexy Sophie” I am seeking the best man in town and am literally going through the phonebook checking out the men of the town. Here’s my observations on the men of Sunset Cove and who I’d like to go out with (and who I wouldn’t!)…

Giles Gordon – Mr. Nerd had the rudeness to turn me down before I became Sexy Sophie. Yep, I used to have a thing for him – he was kinda cute.

Josh Montana – the richest guy in town but not the smartest. Oh, so what – I prefer brawn over brains any day and in this department Josh cuts the moxie.

Beanie Weanie – if you like big ears, you’ll like him. He’s guaranteed to listen to you at all times.

Mr. Dorsey – too old and rumours have it that he has green skin. He needs more moisturizer.

Coach Shane – a bit too old too – after all, he is a teacher. With rippling muscles, he is a pair of biceps on legs and is hunky. I like hunks.

Silver Lining – who is this mysterious superhero? I like pink and I like guys in pink – so I like him.

Bad Mood – and who is this supervillain? He’s nasty and even not nice. But I like black more than I like pink. And I like guys in black more than I like guys in pink. So yeah… he’s good.

Commander Vermont – in three words – old, old, old. And married (drat!)…

Grampa Gordon – in two words – old and crazy. I like crazy. Gramps is younger than his true years and is the town’s rebel without a cause.

Some Famous Guys
Who are the best looking guys in history? It’s touch to choose them. Well, here is my Top Ten of All-time handsome hunks…

1. Giles Gordon
2. Tribemaster
3. James Dean
4. Grampa Gordon
5. Johnny Depp
6. Mel Gibson
7. Pierce Brosnan
8. Ben Affleck
9. Chewbacca
10. Harrison Ford


How to catch your dream date

I am irresistible to most men in the world. They just cannot stop falling for me with my amazing appeal. Here’s some tips on how to get your dream guy:

1. Set a trap. Yep, you can put some food on the floor or something in a big mouse trap and catch a man

2. Flutter your eyelashes. Guys love chicks with nice eyes and eyelashes. Give them a flutter.

3. Flick your hair. Turn your shoulders and twirl your head, making your hair flick. Guys drop their jaws for that – especially if your hair is long. Ideally do it in slow-motion.

Well, I better stop now. I am up to letter “P” in the Sunset Cove phonebook so must continue my checking out the boys in town. I hoped you like my guide to boys…

 

 

SOPHIE’S GUIDE TO BOYS 1

SOPHIE’S GUIDE TO BOYS


In the past when I was shy and quirky, I used to ask myself “Boys? Who needs them?” – but now I am the irresistible sexy Sophie, I answer “I need them!”. Who are the boys in Sunset Cove and how do you meet Mr. Right? Well, you can find out by reading my guide to boys…

 


A History of BoysI didn’t pay much attention to Mr. Dorsey before but I do remember that the first boy was some guy called Adam. That’s not a very cool name – shouldn’t he have been called Lex or Robbie or something? Anyway, this Adam guy was the first boy but had a weakness in his love for fruit. If you know the story in the Bible, I guess the morale is “never listen to a snake’s advice”!.

But anyway since that day, boys have been found in history. Every guy needs a girl and some famous guys in history have had famous wives or girlfriends – Anthony and Cleopatra, Romeo and Juliet, King Henry and Anne Boleyn – ahh, isn’t it so romantic!

There are about 3 billion men on the planet right now – if I had to kiss each one of them, it would take me about 15 billion seconds – that’s over 95 years and I’d be old and wrinkly and yucky looking by that time. I would also need lots of lipstick…

Good things about Boys

Us girls know that girls are really better than boys but following my nasty experience with those yucky weird aliens, I have changed and now have come to appreciate that boys are quite nice really and have their good points. Boys are good for:

1. Changing lightbulbs
2. Washing dishes
3. Doing gardening
4. Getting rid of nasty bugs
5. Good for nothing
And boys are fun sometimes (if you meet the right one – many of them aren’t good) when you meet a nice guy then you could maybe go on a date! Ahh – the cinema, a romantic candlelit dinner, comparing stamp collections – you can have great fun!

Bad things about boys

There are sadly some bad things about boys – and these mostly are:

1. They’re hairy. Yep, most guys are part-gorillas and need to shave regularly. Yucky.
2. They’re not very bright. It’s true – many guys don’t have very big brains.
3. They only want one thing – food. Yep, most guys want fresh food on the table every day already cooked for them. Can’t they learn how to cook meals on their own?
4. They snore. Ever heard a guy asleep? They will sound like a pig with very loud and unpleasant snoring.
5. They have bad breath. Uh-huh. Despite toothbrushes and flossing, most guys have stinky breath, worse than a doggie’s breath, and the smell attracts bugs.

 

THE SUNSET COVE GUIDE TO VALENTINES DAY 2

THE SUNSET COVE GUIDE TO VALENTINES DAY

5 things not to give on Valentines Day:

  1. Highly venomous snake
  2. A one way ticket to the other side of the world
  3. Information on who you’ve been cheating with
  4. Liposuction or plastic surgery vouchers
  5. Garlic chewing gum

ALIENS AND VALENTINES DAY

Aliens celebrate something similar to Valentines Day called the “Glorg” festival.

Young aliens wanting to prove their love to someone have to wrestle a 7ft tall, three eyed monster to the ground. If they succeed the monster is given as a pet to their loved one.


Aliens show their affection in different ways from humans. They don’t kiss or rub noses – they perform a complicated dance, jumping from one foot to another and rubbing elbows together followed by rubbing their big toe. This is done to special mumbo jumbo alien music while all the time yelling “Gorg!” “Gorg!”

Older alien couples balance buckets of ice cold water on their heads to show their stamina and dedication to do anything for the one they love

What would Sunset Cover’s give on Valentines Day

Giles loves Octavia and would probably go for something conventional like a bunch of flowers or some chocolates – maybe even a poem.

Jet might give Beanie a pair of earmuffs to keep his big ears warm. But then again she might disregard Valentines Day altogether. Jet sees these days as commercial conspiracies.

Antonia would buy Mr Dorsey a whole lot of mice. She knows this is something he loves.

Josh might send Octavia a card from Silver Lining. He’d want to send her something but he’d like it to be from his alter ego and anonymous.

Sabrina would only send her lover’s a wish list of what she would like for Valentines Day.

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THE SUNSET COVE GUIDE TO VALENTINE 1

THE SUNSET COVE GUIDE TO VALENTINES DAY
Cupid’s been doing the rounds in Sunset Cove and this week it’s Valentines Day. So here is our Guide to Valentines Day in Sunset Cove.

HISTORY OF VALENTINES DAY

5 gifts to give on Valentines day

  1. Flowers
  2. Chocolates
  3. Jewellery
  4. Hugs and kisses
  5. A marriage proposal

Valentines Day in Sunset Cove started around 500MD. Mid February was Spring time and a time for fertility.

Many years ago a young man named Drew Druid got his wife for Valentines Day a giant 20ft high Domino game. She played with it for hours but when it came time to knock them down she crushed 20 villages. Rumour has it that this is how Stone Henge came to be.

In Victorian times in Sunset Cove men gave their lovers a box of tissues. With all the pollenous flowers around at that time of year it was a thoughtful gift.

Around the 11th Century Dr Goggs a Transilvanian surgeon made a new compound of lipstick. He thought this would be a wonderful gift for his wife. It was later discovered that the lipstick contained superglue and her lips were stuck together for weeks until they could be chisled open. While he appreciated her weight loss and lack of nagging at the time the prototype lipstick never made it to be a great Valentines Day gift.

CUPID

It is said that long long ago Cupid was firing his arrows at unsuspecting young people when he had a sudden sneezing fit – thousands of arrows were shot in every direction. This may have had an influence on a young man called Cassanova who was said to have up to 5,000 lovers.

Cupid has struck out a few times in Sunset Cove. His arrow aimed at Sabrina must have had a kink in it because all she seems to love is money. When Valentines Day comes around Sabrina sends out dozens of cards to every boy in town asking them to send her Credit Cards, not Valentines cards.