SABRINA’S GUIDE TO SNOGGING 1

SABRINA’S GUIDE TO SNOGGING

Yeah like it’s Sabrina here.

I’m the babe that knows just how to smooch so like listen up and you’ll learn how to do it properly okay?

 

So I have the ability to kiss like nobody else in the world and I have been given so many awards I don’t know what to do with them.

Okay, I’m gonna share my secrets with you. You’ll never be as good a kisser as me but you can learn some great tricks that will make you pretty successful.

It’s always important to make sure that you keep your lips in kissable condition and the best way to do this is to use a heap of lip balm every night before bed.

You can also do lip exercises – it’s easy, pucker up two three four and relax two three four and pucker up two three four…

Say “Mommy” really slowly over ands over again to give your lips a good workout and don’t forget to drink a lot of water afterwards, It’s important to keep hydrated. If at any time you feel faint then just take a breather for a few minutes.

I find that the best workout shade of lip gloss is perky peach. It matches my leotard and leggings.
Once your lips are in pukka condition you need to get yourself noticed. Always wear a shade of lippy that matches your nail polish and try to apply lip gloss every 30 seconds. The glossier your lips are the better they are for attracting men from a great distance.

Make sure that when the sun is shining you stand so that it reflects off your lips. Guys will be able to see you for miles around and they will swarm towards you.

When you see the guy of your dreams, stand with one hand on your left hip and pout as if you are trying to reach the tip of your nose with your lips.

The guy will totally go for you and as he comes in for a kiss make sure that you quickly wipe your lip gloss off your mouth with a tissue so that you don’t slide around too much.
I remember the first few times I kissed a guy I had so much gloss on that my lips slid right off his and I wound up in the Emergency Room. I was like totally happy – not.

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SOPHIE’S GUIDE TO SUPERPOWERS 2

SOPHIE’S GUIDE TO SUPERPOWERS


My favourite all time super power is invisibility. I have this friend called Madison who is invisible. She gets a bit annoying sometimes because she follows me around everywhere and she talks all the time – funny thing is that nobody else can hear her!

There are some really cool powers that I am working on. I have managed to spin my head around when I get really angry but one thing that I want to do more than anything is to make my eyes pop out of my head. I have been practising and I know that I’ll get there in the end. I have managed to get my left eye to leave the socket but so far it doesn’t come out far enough to impress Giles. He keeps leaving the room whenever I practice! Bah. I’ll have to keep trying.

My Mommy said that my powers must have skipped a generation and come from my grandfather on my uncle’s side who was able to see through walls and had super strength.

Legend has it that Grandpop met his wife when he clocked her through the walls of the local hospital. He liked what he saw and went in to ask her to marry him. It turns out that she already had a boyfriend and this fella took badly when Grandpop proposed and they started to fight.

Top Ten Superpowers

  1. X-ray vision
  2. Flying
  3. Invisibility
  4. Elastic band body
  5. Super strength
  6. Night Vision
  7. Climbing walls
  8. Camouflage
  9. Telescopic legs
  10. Binocular eyes

Well Grandpop had this incredible left hook and he managed to smash the poor boyfriend guy in the mouth and the poor boyfriend guy went sailing through the air and ended up right on the other side of the hospital.

Well the little lady was really impressed as she has always had a thing for strong men but they separated when she met an Iron Man when the local fair came to town and she ran off with him and they had 12 children together.

So it seems that superpowers do run in my family and I am really really pleased that I have inherited them and I can’t wait to see if I develop any more ~ now I’ve got to go and get on with my eye popping!

Click Here to see some of my favourite superpower moments on video!!

 

SOPHIE’S GUIDE TO SUPERPOWERS 1

SOPHIE’S GUIDE TO SUPERPOWERS


“Hi everybody, my name’s Sophie May but you can call me Sophie. I have so many superpowers they’d blow your socks off! Let me tell you a little something about them…”

 


The first time I noticed that I was different was when I was a little itsy bitsy baby. I was in my playpen and Mommy had given me a new rattle. But silly Mommy had chosen the wrong colour and I got really really mad.

The naughty rattle flew out of my cute little hands and bumped Mommy in the head! When she shouted I got scared and Mr. Fluffy Muffin came floating over to me from the other side of the room to give me nice cosy huggle.

After that I could do anything I wanted when I got scared or angry and people started to run away when they saw me coming. For some weird reason plant pots would always fall on people’s heads when I walked past.

I felt really bad a lot of the time but after a while I started to get used to these things happening around me and got to know how I could use my powers to my advantage.

There are some other people that live in Sunset Cove that have some great superpowers. Silver Lining is really good at running fast and he can also do some mean cartwheels. Sigh, he is the cutest!

Old Mr. McGreggor was the most famous old guy around with super powers. He could fly, he really really could! One dark and rainy day Mr. McGreggor was digging for carrots when his shovel hit an electricity cable and he flew up into the air so high that he landed in a tree and had to be brought down by the firemen. He was so cute, his hair was all sticking up and his false teeth had fallen out and his glasses were broken and his little old body was all burnt and smelly…

Oh, then there was Little Gabby who was a circus clown who had come to live here when he left the Jacks Brothers Extravaganza. He would do these back flips all down the High Street and then he would bend forwards and fling himself from side to side really fast until your eyes went all googly just from

watching him and then he would come over and take your purse away before you could see him coming! He was the best! But he had to go away to a nasty smelly place where they have bars on the windows. Poor Little Gabby!

 

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SABRINA’S GUIDE TO VILLAINS 2

SABRINA’S GUIDE TO VILLAINS

Throughout life we take the good the bad and the ugly and try to make the best out of them all to make a better life for yourself. This is the case for Giles and Octavia, they take the good times with the bad, and no matter what struggle they have gone through their love and friendship remains.

5 things to know you’re a villain

1. You put potatoes in cars exhausts
2. You eat the black jellybeans only

3. You secretly want people to trip over
4. You hide in dark alleyways

5. You wear a black cape and mask

Sophie’s Poltergeist

A poltergeist a villain? Well Sophie’s poltergeist is certainly badly behaved! It throws tantrums, makes heads spin, breaks things , not to mention scares the living daylights out of people!
It’s a mystery as to how much control Sophie has over her poltergeist. Sometimes it seems to have a mind of it’s own.

THE ATLANTIS HIGH GUIDE TO VILLAINS 1

THE ATLANTIS HIGH GUIDE TO VILLAINS

It seems that there is good and bad in everybody. Atlantis High exemplifies this fact in the characters Silver Lining and Bad Mood. But Bad Mood is not the only villain in Sunset Cove.

 

Lew Siffer – Villain
Lew Siffer is a crucial character in spreading evil ways and thoughts around Sunset Cove. Who is the mysterious character known as Lew Siffer?

Lew Siffer appears in different guises throughout Sunset Cove – sometimes as the marketing director of the popular clothing giant, Rebelz Coolwear, but other times as the weatherman or newsreader on Evil TV, a doctor at the hospital and even a lawyer.

Lew Siffer is always in love with money and will do whatever he can to make a profit and acquire dollars. Being part of a lot of activities around Sunset Cove is how he discreetly goes about his business and financial activities.

Ultimately he has an ulterior motive to all his actions. He has donned the persona of the dark side – his name, his car, the numberplate, his jet black hair and his flame red suit. All characteristics we all know and link with the dark side.

When frogs started falling from the sky he wanted people to believe that this was going to be the end. He wanted everyone to feel fear.

Bad Mood
Bad Mood is like the little bad guy that sits on your left shoulder telling you to do the naughty things in life.

Temptation is often a good thin, it makes you do what you ultimately want to do even if sometimes it’s naughty or bad.

Do you do more good things than bad? Or the other way around?

Bad Mood wants to do naughty things but never does anything to harm anyone. Bad Mood has a healthy relationship with Silver Lining and they are always trying to out-do each other. A bit of healthy competition for good vs evil.

Some Famous Villains

1. Jack the Ripper
2. The Joker
3. Fred the donut eater
4. Darth Vader

5. Rasputin

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