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ANTONY’S GUIDE TO BREAKING UP 2

ANTONY’S GUIDE TO BREAKING UP

You can tell sombody’s NOT happily in love when they are:

Having dates. Lots of them (I mean the fruit called dates. Too many will give you indigestion!).
Walking round town chatting up everyone they see.
Being irritable all the time. If someone’s mega grouchy then this may be because they are very angry at something – when someone’s happily in love, they are normally happy.
Avoiding movies, books or anything to do with the subject of love. This is trying to escape from the whole love thing and shows they want none of it!
Buying loads and loads of boxes of tissues. This is to wipe away the tears of unhappiness. Or then again, maybe the person has a bad cold and needs to wipe their nose?

So how do you break it off???

You know you don’t want to be with them so what’s the next step?

There are many ways to break up with someone and none of them are nice – because it’s never a nice thing to do. But here are some of the ways I’ve heard of.

1. Use your cellphone and instant message them. Not the most personal way to break it off – but quick and easy especially if you change your number afterwards so they can’t get hold of you.

2. Pretend you have amnesia and wake up one morning pretending you never knew them and have no recollection of the last six months. This could be hard but it’s been done before!

3. Get a friend to do it for you. Preferably someone like Jet who is happy to do it and will have no hard feelings afterwards.

4. Tell them directly – but be careful of the backlash you receive.

5. Move cities. You don’t even have to make contact with them. Just move, then move on.

6. An even nastier way is to find another boyfriend/girlfriend and wait until you get caught. Yikes!

Really there is no easy way to do it. Breaking up is hard to do and someone nearly always ends up gettng hurt. Try and do it as nicely as possible because, who knows, one day you might be on the receiving end!

The Love Conspiracy

Jet says love is a conspiracy by toaster manufacturers. You fall in love, get married and buy a toaster in your new house then divorce – and have to buy another toaster.

It’s true I guess that things can pop up unexpectedly when you’re in love (and toaster’s pop up) so there may be a connection after all…

Sadly, Antonia and I have broken up – for good! So as much as we might be sad for a while. We can always look forward to our next love…

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ANTONY’S GUIDE TO BREAKING UP

“Hi, I’m Antony. Recently I broke up with Antonia so I’m pretty clued up on the subject of “Breaking Up”. This is my guide to breaking it off”

LOVE

FALLING OUT OF LOVE

5 famous broken up couples:

Tom and Nicole
Antony and Antonia
Romeo and Juliet
Brad and Jennifer
Sonny and Cher

I remember when Antonia and I first fell in love. I fell over her books at school and everyone laughed – but Antonia didn’t. She picked me up and dusted me off. And that’s how our love started.

We’d been dating for around six months when it all started turning bad. She liked my haircut so much she wanted to copy it, she liked my habit of chewing my lip and even liked wearing my shoes. She loved everything about me so much that sometimes I thought she wanted to BE me! It was starting to freak me out.

And then I cooled it down and we hardly saw each other for the next few weeks. Ok, so I was avoiding her, but I was sick of hitting my head against a brick wall. We were in each other’s pockets all the time.

In the end I had to leave town. You know, when you just can’t handle another minute of it?

So I jumped on my bike and said goodbye to everyone and never turned back… well, maybe just once.

Why do you fall out of love?

There can be lots of reasons why a relationship doesn’t work. Everyone has different personalities and we’re attracted to a certain personality – but then there can be personality clashes. Like when Violet wears pink and red. That’s a big personality clash.

Sometimes the person you’re with just drives you absolutely up the wall. Everything they say or do makes you mad. You stay in the relationship hoping things will get better but instead you get all messed up inside and start feeling as bitter as a lemon.

Then there are people that get in the way of your relationship. It might be a friend that doesn’t want you to be together or it might be in-laws that do everything in their power to cause trouble. It could even be a poltergeist that starts messing with your feelings. Sophie really liked me and I knew she was getting madder and madder at Antonia. She just couldn’t keep her poltergeist under control.

But whatever it is – you just know in your heart that it’s not right. So then you have to do something about it.

List of Dr. Leggs Reports

Dr Leggs is perhaps the world’s greatest ever psychiatrist – and no wonder! Having studied the eccentric citizens of Sunset Cove for years, she knows everything there is about the mind and personality traits. Here are her exclusive files on some familiar faces who have a connection with Atlantis High…



1.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Violet Profusion
2.	Dr Leggs’ Report on The Easter Bunny
3.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Commander Vermont
4.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Coach Shane
5.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Psycho Sexy Sophie
6.	Dr Leggs’ report on Sabrina Georgia
7.	Dr Leggs’ report on Octavia Vermont
8.	Dr Leggs’ report on Sophie May
9.	Dr Leggs’ report on Jet Marigold
10.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Mr Fluffy Muffin
11.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Cupid
12.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Grampa
13.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Frosty the Snowman
14.	Dr Leggs’ report on Santa Claus
15.	Dr Leggs’ report on Beanie Weanie
16.	Dr Leggs’ report on Giles Gordon
17.	Dr Leggs’ report on Josh Montana
18.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Dorothy Gordon
19	Dr Leggs’ Report on Mrs Vermont
20.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Vita
21.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Spook
21.	Dr Leggs’ Report on Kissinger

DR LEGGS’ report on VITA (Miriama Smith).

DR LEGGS’ report on VITA (Miriama Smith).

Hello, I am Dr Leggs, the resident psychiatrist of Sunset Cove. Many interesting people come to see me about their problems (and you can sometimes see me in Atlantis High!). Each week I’m profiling different Sunset Covers – and this week is the gorgeous Latino Secretary of Atlantis High – Vita

Name:	Vita – her last name is unknown
Age:	About 26
Status:	Sexy Latino School Secretary to the Principal of Atlantis High Violet Profusion
Appearance:	Always in trendy and midriff showing clothes – she has a great figure and doesn’t mind outrageous outfits.
Past History:	She was born in Latin America and grew up with a love of theatre. She was a highly acclaimed actor in Hollywood and won an two Emmy’s and an Oscar for Best Actress. For reason’s unknown she moved to Sunset Cove to become the secretary at Atlantis High
Motives:	Vita is very intelligent and focussed. She knows she can do anything she wants to. She aims high and would like to become principal of Atlantis High permanently. She doesn’t like Violet Profusion and believes she could do a much better job herself. I wonder if she is sneaky enough to implement her plan…
Influences:	Vita is infatuated with her fellow staff member and Gym Coach – Coach Shane. She would do almost anything for him. But she has a rival – Violet Profusion can’t keep her hands or eyes off the young athlete either…
Strengths:	Vita is strong minded and speaks her mind. She is forever telling people they are “Scumbags!” but Vita can get away with it. She is great at acting and likes to keep this as a hobby. Passion is her strength – if she believes in something enough she’ll probably get it.
Weaknesses:	Coach Shane is Vita’s one weakness – she has an infatuation with him that literally has her head over heels. When she can’t be with him she has a blow up doll with his face on it just to keep her happy.
Catchphrases:	“Listen up Scumbags!!”
Secrets:	It is a mystery why Vita is in Sunset Cove. She gave up a great career in acting to work in Sunset Cove – why would someone do that? There is more to her than meets the eye and if you get on the wrong side of her – watch out!
Rumours:	Rumour is that her and her blow up doll are going to elope over the next few weeks. Another rumour is that she is secretly working for someone to infiltrate Sunset Cove and pass on information – but who to?
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DR LEGGS’ report on MRS VERMONT (Jane Waddell).

DR LEGGS’ report on MRS VERMONT (Jane Waddell).

Name:	Mrs Vermont
Age:	Probably around 50
Status:	Wife to Mrs Vermont and Mother of Octavia – she is a housewife
Appearance:	Always dressed in designer suits. She is always well presented and usually offering products to everyone.
Past History:	Nothing is known of this mysterious woman. She’s always in a happy mood and nothing seems to phase her. She’s a loving military wife and always looks after her husband. There’s something odd about her past.
Motives:	Mrs Vermont tries to sell anything to everyone. She’s always endorsing products and wants everyone to be using them. But Mrs Vermont also wants to keep the family secrets, secret – she’s careful to always be on her guard
Influences:	Her husband means alot to her and she caters to his every whim. She’s not easily influenced because she seems to have her own strong ideas. She loves her daughter very much but perhaps she is worried her daughter is too smart for her own good.
Strengths:	Her winning smile has everyone else smiling. Mrs Vermont could probably sell ice to eskimos. She’s strong willed and is self sufficient – there’s nothing she can’t handle and doesn’t rely on others to help her with anything.
Weaknesses:	Her weakness would be shopping – Mrs Vermont LOVES shopping for anythind and everything. With her husband so busy it’s a great way to spend his money!
Catchphrases:	“…full of the goodness of the praries!” “you can’t handle the truth!”
Secrets:	Mrs Vermont has some deep dark secrets which are yet to be uncovered – there is something very suspicious within the Vermont family – and Mrs Vermont doesn’t want it getting out….
Rumours:	Rumour is that Mrs Vermont used to be a man. I have no proof at this stage but it is a little odd.
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