Author: Atlantis High Official

The ALIENs are buzzing.

A veiled ANTONIA mourns ANTONY’s departure. So does SOPHIE.

The ALIENS activate their ‘last distress signal’, which in turn activates DORSEY’s blinker. CMDR VERMONT and his platoon also pick up on the distress signal.

SOPHIE tries to activate her poltergeist to get back at ANTONIA for driving ANTONY away. But the poltergeist is ghostly quiet.

BEANIE steals round things that look like flying saucers.

The ALIENS find themselves in the garbage. DORSEY and CMDR VERMONT try to track the signal discreetly. The fly buzzes off.

GILES finds BEANIE stealing the hubcaps off a police car. OFFICER COSTELLO is excited – an actual crime. GILES is taken away to be locked up.

OCTAVIA uses her brilliance to conclude that there is a logical explanation for GILES jailing. JOSH is hellbent on solving the crime and exposing GILES for the true criminal he is.

The platoon blow their opportunity to get the ALIENS.

JET explains the concept of jail to BEANIE. They have to get GILES out.

OCTAVIA gives her sympathy to DOROTHY re GILES. GRAMPA’s got a plan to get GILES out.

Sherlock JOSH tries to find GILES’s hubcap thief accomplices. HELLS BIKERS– of course!

GRAMPA knits GILES a cake containing a vast assortment of electrical implements to break out. There’s just one problem – no power socket.

OCTAVIA convinces the shoes that GILES is useful. She’s not developing “feelings” for him, is she?

OFFICER COSTELLO is devastated when the Hexagon orders him to release the hubcap criminal, GILES. He watches as the limelight pans to another cop who has arrested COMMANDER VERMONT.

JOSH finally locates the HELLS BIKERS – and is beaten up once again. GILES is free!!

The Editor of the school website mysteriously vanishes.

DORSEY works feverishly trying to locate the ALIENS.

The ALIEN ship is caught in a spider’s web in the Vermont’s Garden.

There will be an election to replace the missing Editor. GILES is nominated. But by who? – could SABRINA really have nominated him just so she’d have someone easy to beat? GILES decides not to stand but JET convinces him he can’t quit. Besides. OCTAVIA is extremely impressed that GILES is running for the job.

DOROTHY doesn’t want GILES to blow his big chance – he’s got a tradition of no-hoping to continue. She takes him to therapy with DR LEGGZ.

SABRINA blackmails VIOLET. If she doesn’t get help with her campaign then SABRINA will stop supplying VIOLET with the stylie clothes.

GILES finds himself in a no-win situation. If he stands he loses.. if he doesn’t he loses.
SABRINA commandeers the cheerleadering squad for her election campaign, while MRS VERMONT commandeers her husband’s platoon.

The SPIDER approaches the ALIENS. They’re scared. At the last moment they are saved when VERMONT’s stick slashes the spider’s web.

GILES decides to stay in the election, but the outlook is dismal. OCTAVIA is depressed. CMDR VERMONT cheers her up by helping with GILES campaign. They employ bribery and other devious tactics. On election day, GILES is neck n neck with SABRINA.

OCTAVIA admits that she was the one that nominated GILES for Editor of the school website. GILES is stunned.

JOSH as the SILVER LINING guards the ballot boxes – but not very well.

Time to count the votes. BEANIE casts the deciding vote. GILES wins!! And so without his knowing, GILES becomes a mole for THE AGENCY…

SABRINA accuses GILES of cheating with the election, but GILES is convinced his campaign was clean. Afterall OCTAVIA wouldn’t be involved with anything that wasn’t totally squeaky clean, would she?

Q informs OCTAVIA that she must have a party to create a diversion so that Agency Operatives can search the VERMONT’s house. CMDR VERMONT is under suspicion of having made contact with the ALIEN forces. But OCTAVIA doesn’t know how to have a party. MRS VERMONT is thrilled – she’ll organise everything.

The ALIENS are pleased to see DORSEY, but DORSEY isn’t pleased to see the fly.

SABRINA models her outfits for the party during Science class. OCTAVIA invites DORSEY to the party. Fancy dress is optional. DORSEY decides to go as he really is.

CMDR VERMONT wants a secure perimeter. Soldiers plant a minefield in his garden.

Q tells the NINJAS to infiltrate the VERMONT house as guests in fancy dress – and to bring back COMMANDER VERMONT’s clothes.

OCTAVIA doesn’t realise that they’ve got the party all wrong. SABRINA waits for the real party to arrive.
JOSH swats the pesky fly (and the ALIEN spaceship). SOPHIE creampies him – and the ALIENS get stuck on the cake.

DOROTHY has déjà vu with alien-DORSEY.

DON does tricks with marshmallows. GILES wonders about the NINJAS.

VIOLET moves in on COACH SHANE, but VITA foils her seduction.

There’s a kitchen crisis. JOSH rushes to change into his superhero cossie. But as he’s changing, his clothes are stolen by NINJAS. SABRINA leaves, seriously disappointed. But BEANIE and JET have a good time.

The last bit of cake (with the ALIENS) is boxed to send to AUNT MAY out West.

GILES learns more of OCTAVIA’s brilliance – but why is she still at school? OCTAVIA and GILES almost kiss…

BEANIE’s feelings for JET are blooming but he is speechless.

ANTONIA is unlucky in love and sings that to the world.

SABRINA organises a Date-JOSH competition through her column on the website. JOSH wants OCTAVIA to sign an entry form so that she’ll win. But SABRINA’s small print renders everyone’s entry bar hers as invalid. To protect his love from falling into JOSH’s arms GILES sides with SABRINA’s ruling. SABRINA wins the competition.

GILES gives BEANIE a few tips on using romantic flashbacks.

SABRINA furtively returns to her trailer home, and her life of squalor.

GILES’ INNER CHILD counsels him about OCTAVIA – GILES should stop being a wuss. And too many flashbacks could alter his grip on reality. GILES gets real and his INNER CHILD disappears. So why are their soldiers in his bedroom? GILES is freaked.

BEANIE seeks advice about love. GRAMPA shows him a documentary on bower birds. BEANIE is inspired.

LEW SIFFER draws up a prenup contract for SABRINA’s marry-JOSH scheme. She’s currently involved in a catalogue scam with VIOLET. SABRINA wants a way out of her life of squalor via rich JOSH, whilst VIOLET gains a protégé and a cut of the profits.

GILES tells JET that BEANIE is in love with her. JET is wowed.

At the restaurant, DOROTHY, CMDR VERMONT and OCTAVIA share a celebration meal. DOROTHY and CMDR VERMONT realise they have something in common – but what?

SABRINA and JOSH have their big date. SABRINA tries to get JOSH to sign the contract but things keep getting in the way. Time is running out.

DORSEY gets tanked at the bar, and VITA dines with a blow-up version of COACH SHANE.

GILES infiltrates the restaurant trying to get a message to OCTAVIA, but is foiled by an AGENCY WAITER.

BEANIE makes a bower bird nest on JET’s desk.

SABRINA is left alone, in her underwear, while JOSH makes a rapid exit to a Silver Lining Emergency. GILES sympathises with SABRINA. They’ve both been abandoned – their dreams shattered.
GILES’s misery is amplified by the twittering love-birds, JET and BEANIE.