Author: Atlantis High Official

GILES’ INNER CHILD suggests he adopts the standard ploy of the emotionally illiterate – i.e. buy her a gift. OCTAVIA is worried. Will GILES buy her a suitable gift? She consults Television’s UNCLE LEW.

CMDR VERMONT thinks the aliens are at the TV studio, and sends in his soldiers to seek and destroy

SOPHIE mourns the loss of both ANTONY and her poltergeist. GILES tells her to get a new boyfriend. Is he coming on to her? No. But SOPHIE’s adamant he is.

Handyman DON promotes School Safety Week, and his ineptness at the job has results strikingly similar to SOPHIE’s Poltergeist.

GILES learns that JOSH has beaten him to the gift-buying ploy. Fortunately OCTAVIA is not particularly impressed by the balls of Nantucket. GILES realises that next time he mightn’t be so lucky – he has to think of a gift for her, and fast.

DORSEY has failed his mission. He’s in the depths of despair. He can see only one way out of his despair – he must pay for his failure with his life.

GILES decides to trust his own judgement and find OCTAVIA a gift. SOPHIE thinks he’s buying a gift for her. DON helps and GILES is forced to buy a broken teddy.

DORSEY is ready to leave this world, when he spots a familiar-looking Crocodile. He takes his new friend to the nearest bar. DOROTHY, the barmaid, is concerned at the Science Teacher’s behaviour. She reports him to VIOLET, who sends him to DR LEGGZ.

GILES decides to tell OCTAVIA his true feelings for her. But DOROTHY turns up with the gift. OCTAVIA loves the teddy! She’s about to confess her true feelings for GILES, when Q warns her off. She must finish it with GILES or her father is ruined. She tells GILES she’s in love with another. GILES is heartbroken.

SOPHIE thinks that her poltergeist has returned and that it’s telling her to move on to GILES!!

GILES awakes to Happiness Week – but he is far from happy. His heart is broken by OCTAVIA and SOPHIE assumes he is her boyfriend.

DORSEY is miserable too – if he can’t achieve his objective then this whole area of the universe will be wiped out forever. Luckily he comes across “emergency plan B”.

VIOLET happily makes a bet with LEW SIFFER on the big game at extreme odds against Atlantis High.
GILES, attempting at being a verb, tries to tell OCTAVIA that JOSH isn’t the man for her – but he is thwarted.

DOROTHY slips a slide in to CMDR VERMONT’s slide show. He briefs his men on what they know so far, and concludes that they need to stake out Atlantis High. PRIVATE FLYTE, who communicates with pigeons, will go undercover.

JOSH gets the wrong message from OCTAVIA’s explanation of their kiss in episode 11. COACH SHANE wants GILES on the football team. And VITA reveals her love to COACH SHANE with disastrous results.

VIOLET announces to assembly that there will be a big football game that afternoon. COACH SHANE hijacks English class to run through the rhythmic game plan. GILES will be quarter back.

With reptilian DNA and an egg ready DORSEY activates the compiler. While DORSEY is out of the room PRIVATE FLYTE investigates DORSEY’s machine and accidentally lets a pigeon enter the compiler. Only reptilian DNA was allowed for the process to work correctly. As DORSEY’s contaminated egg is incubating it begins to glow and crack.

COACH SHANE’s football game plan is to dance the entire game. The opposition are LEW SIFFER’s dark side. The game begins with the dark side taking a big early lead. VIOLET is quietly happy.

DORSEY is horrified by what comes out of his egg.

A giant Godzilla-like pigeon swoops down on the football match, distracting the dark side and allowing GILES to score a touchdown. This paves the way for an Atlantis High victory. VIOLET is sour

The giant pigeon is hosed down by CMDR VERMONT and his men as they scan the sky for pigeon work from PRIVATE FLYTE.

GILES furtively follows OCTAVIA to Q’s HQ and learns that a marriage is on the cards. Just not his.

SOPHIE sends a note to GILES. GILES pretends he didn’t get the note. But SOPHIE knows he did – she was watching.

VIOLET is inundated with paperwork since VITA left, and SABRINA’s scam is suffering.

DORSEY faces GENERAL YEN and HAJ. He failed his mission, and thus jeopardised the future of his planet. DORSEY pleads with the Generals to let him stay and find the Lost City of Atlantis.. or die in the attempt. The Generals will consider his request. ANTONIA is concerned about MR DORSEY – he appears preoccupied.

VIOLET calls DON to help with the computer and the mess she is in.

JET advises GILES to be a man and make SOPHIE understand that he doesn’t want to be her boyfriend. GILES dons a disguise instead.

COACH SHANE gives JOSH advice for meeting OCTAVIA’s parents. The three Fs: fulsome flattery and flowers.

SABRINA seeks GILES’ help to break up OCTAVIA and JOSH. If they can find out the VERMONTs’ big secret it’ll eliminate OCTAVIA’s chances with the MONTANAs. But OCTAVIA doesn’t want to marry JOSH anyway. Q warns her not to jeopardise her future with the Agency.

GILES and SABRINA dig dirt on the VERMONTS, while someone spies.

SOPHIE bakes apple pie. DOROTHY is impressed, but GRAMPA is sceptical. GILES is just scared.
MRS VERMONT and CMDR VERMONT are impressed with their future son-in-law, JOSH MONTANA.
JET is antimarriage. BEANIE is disappointed.

SABRINA and GILES find that CMDR VERMONT doesn’t exist on any population census. Who is this man?
The Generals make their ruling on DORSEY. He must find the Lost City of Atlantis – if he fails there will be no mercy.

SABRINA’s scam has come to an end. She now has only one outfit left to wear!

GILES finally gives SOPHIE the hard word. SOPHIE understands completely – so does Mr Fluffy Muffin. GILES gets the feeling he’s said the wrong thing.

EPISODE FOURTEEN

GILES wakes from a nightmare to find Mr Fluffy Muffin, a stuffed toy bunny, gifted by SOPHIE, in his room. GILES gets the feeling he’s being watched.

JOSH is brimming with joy about his upcoming wedding to OCTAVIA.

GILES tells SOPHIE he doesn’t want to be her boyfriend. Her poltergeist is activated, but SOPHIE claims she has no control over it…

GILES and SABRINA dig the dirt on the VERMONTS. But who are the mystery people in the photo?
GILES hides from SOPHIE. The bunny tracks him down.

OCTAVIA is depressed. She doesn’t want to marry JOSH. CMDR and MRS VERMONT, and DOROTHY, reminisce about their own marriages – but do any of them remember? And why do they hear the distant hum of motorbike engines??

GILES returns home to find SOPHIE chatting with DOROTHY and GRAMPA. They’re going to be one big happy family! GILES trashes the bunny.

BEANIE confesses he wants to marry JET. GILES counsels him. BEANIE has to tell JET how he feels.

At school the next day, SOPHIE staples Mr Fluffy Muffin to GILES’s top. And BEANIE proposes to JET. Under a number of conditions she finally agrees. DON helps GILES destroy the bunny.

DORSEY sets homework – to find the Lost City of Atlantis. ANTONIA volunteers to become his research assistant.

The bunny returns. GILES tells the whole school over the tannoy that he isn’t marrying SOPHIE. SOPHIE gets mad, then even.

OCTAVIA tells JOSH she can’t marry him. JOSH still doesn’t get it.

GILES realises that SOPHIE is behind GRAMPA’s disappearance. He calls in BEANIE and JET to help find him.
Q warns OCTAVIA – if she doesn’t marry JOSH then bad things will happen to GILES.

The PSYCHIC is no help. And the bunny boiling doesn’t work either. To get GRAMPA back GILES makes the ultimate sacrifice.

Wedding day has arrived, and only JET and BEANIE seem happy. VIOLET, still in mega debt, transforms the gym for a wedding.

The Vermont’s garden has also been wedding-a-fied. JOSH collects OCTAVIA so they can get the results of their legally required blood tests. BEANIE and JET’s blood tests are approved – but only just. SOPHIE, with a little help from her friend, gets GILES and her blood approved too.

SABRINA is still busy digging dirt on the Vermont’s.

ANTONIA reports her Atlantis findings to DORSEY.

CMDR VERMONT discovers a dress in his wardrobe, and he asks OCTAVIA to wear it on her wedding day. The aliens arrive back at the Vermont’s, ‘return to sender’. From inside the cakebox they see ANTONIA next to what they think is the Lost City of Atlantis. Is their mission complete..?

JET and BEANIE are preparing for their big day – their own way.

SABRINA intercepts OCTAVIA just before she is about to walk up the aisle and gives her some crucial information. There are some speedy costume changes which CMDR VERMONT does not see.

BEANIE and JET arrive at their wedding venue. DON will marry them.

VIOLET presides over SOPHIE and GILES sponsor-heavy wedding. GILES wishes that it was OCTAVIA walking up the aisle to him.

The aliens can see DORSEY at the Vermont/Montana wedding and they try to call out to him. DORSEY, however, sees the Lost City of Atlantis in cake form and attacks it.

The entire congregation is waiting for GILES to say “I do”, but GRAMPA gives him a sign in wool: “Run”. He runs.

‘OCTAVIA’ and JOSH marry – but it isn’t OCTAVIA. It’s SABRINA. SOPHIE storms the wedding looking for runaway groom GILES. When she finds he isn’t there her poltergeist lets rip. The powerful force causes the aliens to be returned to normal size. They are photographed, then take off in their ship… with Sophie.

The PHLEBOTOMIST interrupts the JET/BEANIE wedding to stop it as BEANIE’s blood is not human. JET can’t see what the problem is.

Meanwhile GILES and OCTAVIA passionately meet in the crashing surf, then catch a bus to who knows where…