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THE SILVER LINING ANSWERPHONE…

THE SILVER LINING ANSWERPHONE…

The greatest superhero of Sunset Cove, the Silver Lining is usually a very busy person. He has found recently that his phone has been ringing off the hook with requests for help.

Little old ladies phone the pink one to enlist his aid in saving cats that are stuck up trees, to unblock toilets and to frighten away bad tempered bees.

Silver Lining has started to become a little tired of helping out in this kind of way. After all, not many superheroes have to get involved in the mundane chores of daily life.

Silver Lining decided therefore to make some pamphlets advertising his superhero abilities and envisaged being inundated with pleas for help from beautiful damsels in distress.

So far the light that would flash to indicate new messages has remained unlit.

Silver Lining has been sitting at home twiddling his thumbs and re-recording his message to pass the time, dreaming of all the daring deeds he could be performing if only his phone would ring!

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JOSH MONTANA ON SUPERHEROS

Josh aske
d me, Antonia to type up this report for him and I decided to do some research myself. Here’s what I found on Superheros.“SUPERHERO DID YOU KNOWS ?” by Antonia

Batman has been around since 1939. He was first in action in the May 1939 Volume 27 comic book “Detective Comics”.

The first Batman comic book was published in 1940.

Batman never kills anybody. He uses his strength and brain to bring his enemies to justice. Just like Silver Lining does!!

Superman is really Clark Kent, a geeky reporter from the Daily Planet.

Superman was actually born on earth and not on another planet.

Superman first showed off his stupendous capabilities when he saved a NASA space plane from crashing.

Spiderman, Mr. Peter Parker was orphaned at an early age and lives with his Aunt Mary and Uncle Ben.

Spidey is a photographer by day at the Daily Bugle.

IN CONCLUSION…
“So all in all Josh, it appears that the Silver Lining might not be the sexiest, most popular or successful superhero around! The three fellas I have researched all suffered the tragic loss of their parents and went on to do great things. They are the true superheros in my mind – although it is true that Silver Lining looks pretty good in a !<sigh>”

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JOSH MONTANA ON SUPERHEROES

“Oohh, hey ladies…and dudes. I want to take you through my guide to superheroes. This is what you might call a lifelong interest for me, a passion even. Something I like to think about when I’m not dreaming of the beautiful Octavia or looking at myself in the mirror. You want to admire me? Hey, go ahead baby. You others can just read my guide to these cool dudes with their satin capes. Antonia did the typing for me – this is my guide to superheroes…”

QUICKTIME MOVIE ON SUPERHEROES

ATLANTIS HIGH AND SUPERHEROS

Sunset Cove is a great place to live and the main reason for that (apart from me living here) is that Silver Lining makes sure that Truth Honour and Justice prevail. There are no major problems in this little piece of paradise. Just some hassles caused by Sophie’s poltergeist.

But just lately some strange things have been happening and Silver Lining has been kept busy.

There have been missing radiation bombs and evil beekeepers to deal with. And all the trouble that the new kid geek boy Giles Gordon gets into on a daily basis.

It’s lucky that there’s such a good-looking hunky Superhero like Silver Lining to look after things and keep the community safe in the knowledge that they can sleep well at night – and admire Silver’s pink costume during the day. The Silver Lining is but a phone call away. Always on duty (or just leave a message on my cellphone if I am busy…).

I’m a great fan of Superheroes and read all about them. I read their comic books and watch them on TV. They are like my family.

MY FIVE FAVE SUPERHERO O
UTFITS ARE:

1. Pink lycra body suit, pink fluffy g-string (sometimes an alternate black lycra over boxers with white J on pouch), pink boxers boots, pink satin cape and pink eye mask –the SilverLining. This look has it all and it works as well in the High Street as up a tree. Versatile and body hugging, this has got to be my top favourite.

2. Black all-over lycra/rubberised suit with white spider emblazoned on front. Black built-in boots, glovesand all-over head covering – Spider Man. This look is cool. It shapes the body and is a real out on the town superhero outfit. Hides the face though which is a minus point. Not many people like spiders though so they could be scared…

3. Black leather pants, black open neck shirt, black satin cape, black sash worn round the waist, natty little black hat and a black eye mask – Zorro. Now this is a hot look, great for the lusting ladies. Sexy, suave. Superhero. My favourite part of the whole outfit is the waist sash. I love the way it blows in the wind. Maybe it seems this guy is always out to make a point though?

4. Cream colouh web detail on arms, lred suede cowboy hat, red neck tie, black eye mask, cobalt blue shirt and pants, black leather gloves and a silver studded black gun holster – The lone Ranger. This is an all time classic outfit. the vers
atility of it is great because it’s hard wearing yet figure hugging. Hi ho – away!

5. Red and blue all over body suit wit

egs and head, spider emblazoned on the front built-in boots and gloves – Spiderman. Yes, good old Spidey again. He’s got style this guy and I love his use of blue. Check out his website too.

TOP 3 SUPERHERO SAYINGS:

It’s really important that the superhero has a good line. This makes your enemies quiver in fear, makes ladies adore you – and is a fun thing to say:

1. “Truth, Honour and Justice Awaits” – The Silverlining. This says it all. This guy is caring, proud and honest. And good looking too. Oh – and modest!

2. ” Hig
h Ho Silver Away!” – The Lone Ranger. I love this line! It makes me want to jump on a horse nd gallop to the rescue of some damsel in distress. A real macho line this one. But I get sore if I sit in the saddle too long. Owww…

3. ” To the Bat Cave Robin” – Batman. This phrase has a certain mystery to it and I like mystery. It’s clean, it’s strong and it’s a good one. And if you say it loud enough, it alerts the bats in the cave that you are on your way so you they can clear up the cave…

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JOSH’S GUIDE TO DATING

Who pays?

I always pay. I’m that old fashioned type of guy plus money is no issue – I have plenty!
Go with the times! There’s no particular rules sometimes the guy pays, sometimes you go dutch (pay for yourselves). It’s up to you!

The Goodnight Kiss?
So, do you do it or don’t you? If the date went really well you’ll know whether or not to attempt a big smooch. Then there’s the decision of whether or not you settle for a peck on the cheek or the big one.
It’s a big moment! It might pave the way for whether or not there is date number two! Just one tip – don’t be Niagra Falls! A really wet kiss is not everyone’s favourite thing.
When do you call?
They say that a couple of days later is about the right time to call after your date. Leave it much longer and they’ll think you don’t care. Call them once you get home and they’ll think you’re desperate.
This is your chance to ask for another date or just to cool things down and remain friends.

Not all dates go fantastically well, in fact sometimes they’re disasters. But you’ll never know unless you try. That guy/girl looking at you across the room that gives you butterflies – there’s nothing like it. Take the plunge because dating can be so much fun.

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JOSH’S GUIDE TO DATING

Dating is something we all do. But people in Sunset Cove are dating all the time. With so many sultry stunners and surfy studs in the Cove they can’t help themselves! Anyway I’m Josh Montana and here’s my guide to dating.

Josh’s Guide to Dating

Who asks Who?
Unless you’re overly confident like me, dating can be scary! I personally like to ask the girl out on a date. Usually she’s so overcome with shock that she faints then and there. They always say “yes”. But sometimes the girl asks the guy out and that’s ok too. In the end it doesn’t matter.

What if they say ‘no’?

There’s nothing quite like the word ‘no’ is there? It can be a slap in the face or a boot up the backside. But sometimes it’s just that extra push that makes us want the chase. Who can resist wanting something even more when it doesn’t want you?

Octavia Vermont played hard to get with me. I tried giving her all sorts of presents and flowers but she wouldn’t budge. Of course this only made me want her even more. When I’d just about given up, which isn’t something I’d normally do, she changed her mind. In the middle of the diner one day she told Giles she didn’t love him and that she loved me!!

What if they say ‘yes’?

If they say yes then you need to make a plan!

Some popular spots for dating in Sunset Cove

The Beach
The Diner
The local Psychologists
The Gym
The Secret Closet
Steamy Hill

Where do you go?

Well first of all you may realise you don’t know this person very well. You need to think of any similar interests you have as this may make the decision on where to go a whole lot easier.

Do you give her a gift?

It’s always nice to pick up your date and give her a gift. Flowers are great but chocolates, wine and hair gel are good too. A piece of jewellery or a tub of icecream always go down really well too.