Giles Gordon’s House

House living roomGiles Gordon lives with his mother, Dorothy, and Grandpa Gordon in a nice standard suburban household. The Gordons have only recently moved into Sunset Cove but brought all their personal belongings with them and the new house quickly became a home.

The family usually gathers in the communal living room, which becomes the focus of family activity such as talking, breakfast and other mealtimes, or watching television. Grandpa Gordon has almost become a permanent fixture in this room and spends most of his time in front of the television.

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GILES GORDON ON BUYING A PRESENT
ADVICE CAN BE NICEI have got lots of advice on what to get:DON said buy a bag of crisps. Nice one Don, sure that would impress Octavia…JET said buy a book about conspiracies…

BEANIE said buy some ear muffs.

COMMANDER VERMONT said buy Octavia a thermo-thermo power submarine to play with in the bath tub…

MRS VERMONT said just go shopping and buy everything in site – then buy it all again for fun – and after that, return it all to the shops, get a refund and go shopping again. Hmmmm…

THE BEAR NECESSITIES

I walked into an old shop full of old things (including an old shop-keeper). Sophie was hot on my heels – she seems to be stalking me. Oh oh…

What to buy? An old scarf? A mug? A nice painting? A bad painting? A CD? A sculpture? A tea bag?

I spotted a teddy bear. It looked very cute and had an adorable expression. It seemed to fit like a glove (I mean I didn’t try to put it on my hand – it seemed to fit for Octavia). It was cute, fuzzy – a bit like me. That’s it then – if any present would do then that’s the one!

WRAPPING

I asked the man in the shop to start wrapping. He replied by twirling around, doing a dance and saying “You walked into my shop – now you’re gonna stop, listen to what I say – how you gonna pay?” It seems he thought I wanted him to start “rapping”…

He then said “Would I like a bag?” and I replied “No thanks, I’d like to buy the teddy bear”…

Well, I’m off to the diner to give Octavia my present – will she like what I got? And more importantly, does she like me? Keep watching to find out!!

 

 

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GILES GORDON ON BUYING A PRESENT

“Hey it’s me, Giles. I’ve been looking in the Sunset Cove shops lately for a present to give as a token of my love to girl of my dreams, Octavia (you’ll see what in episode 11. Presents are one way to show you like someone – and this is my guide to buying a present…”

 

IN LOVE AND OFF TO THE SHOPS

5 PRESENTS GIRLS LIKE

Perfume

Clothes

Jewellery

Flowers

Chocolates

If you’re off to the shops in Sunset Cove you’d better wear your sunglasses. It’s always hot and sunny here and you’d otherwise be literally blinded by the bright glare reflecting off the perfect teeth of smiling people walking down the street. You may not be able to see and would maybe walk into a lamppost, doggie doo or into the back of a truck…

I used to think going to the shops was mostly for groceries. I’d go with my Mum or Grandpa to the supermarket to pick up some odds and ends to eat. However Grandpa likes to buy spaghetti to knit meals out of and if we walk past frozen chickens or honey then it reminds Mum of the birds and bees and she’ll start telling me to control my “urges” for Octavia. And once Grandpa got lost and spent 6 nights camped out in the frozen food department. It’s all very embarassing so I try not to go shopping.

5 PRESENTS GIRLS DON’T LIKE

Tripe

48 year old mouldy blue cheese

Melted chocolates

A bunch of dead flowers

A bag of dog food

But now I realise shops aren’t just for food or clothes – they’re also for love!! In episode 11 I go to the shops (on the advice of my inner child) to buy Octavia a present to show her how much I care for her. But what present to buy???

SHE LOVES ME – OR SHE LOVES ME NOT AND WHAT I GOT???

It’s hard to know what to buy Octavia. I’m not rich or wealthy like Josh Montana and can’t afford to buy her amazingly expens
ive things like a sports car or the world’s biggest diamond.

Grandpa says I should make Octavia something myself – this means it is personal and comes from the heart. But I’m no good at that – all I am good at making are paper airplanes or making a mess…

I face competition from Josh for Octavia. Josh has been on a buying spree and picked up famous antiques like Custer’s last hand and the Balls of Nantucket. How can I compete with this?

 

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GILES GORDON ON THE BEACH 
THE BEACH PARTY

Beaches in popular culture

  1. Baywatch tv series
  2. The Beach movie
  3. Beach Boys, legendary pop group
  4. On the beach – Chris Rea song
  5. Big Wednesday – 1970s surf movie
  6. Silver Surfer – 60s cartoon hero
  7. Jaws films and the beach
  8. New York beach in Planet of the Apes
  9. Ursula Andress on the beach in Dr. No
  10. Bridget Bardot, 1950s actres

“Beach parties are held in Sunset Cove
really often. It attracts practically everyone in town. There is nice music, fantastic barbecue food, great sunshine. Bronzed hunks flex their muscles and beach babes strut their stuff.

Josh Montana asked Octavia to the beach – she turned him down and instead Octavia actually said to me “I look forward to seeing you there, Giles” in Atlantis High school the other day! I can’t believe it. Do I have the courage to go to the beach? Will Octavia really be there or is this just a joke?

6 Famous Beaches

  1. Venice Beach, California
  2. Laguna Beach, California
  3. Bondei Beach, Sydney
  4. Surfers’ Paradise, Gold Coast
  5. Blackpool beach, UK
  6. Sunset Cove, Atlantis High

Dare I go to the beach party? If I go, I will stick out like a lightbulb that’s gone out on Christmas tree lights… but
 if the girl of my dreams, Octavia, is going to the beach party then this might be a party that I cannot miss…”

 

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GILES GORDON ON THE BEACH 

“Hi, I’m Giles Gordon. My life changed forever in many ways when I moved to Sunset Cove with my Mum, Dorothy, and my crazy Grandpa. The beach is one of the most popular things with people in this wacky town – and this is my guide to it…”

THE BEACH

SUNSET COVE BEACH

10 things you won’t see at the beach:

  1. Giant monster octopuses
  2. Fish sunbathing
  3. People selling melted ice creams
  4. Aliens on holiday
  5. Someone living in a sandcastle
  6. Antarctic explorers
  7. Polar Bears playing volleyball
  8. Leonardo Di Caprio
  9. A snowman
  10. Guys wearing bikinis

“Everyone goes to the beach in Atlantis High – Sunset Cove’s beach is famous. It has endless miles of golden sands stretching further than the eye can see. It is breathtaking. Every day seems to be hot, hot, hot and there are always bronzed hunks and beach babes lazing under the sun making themselves look more tanned and more beautiful than ever. My ears hurt on the beach – the waves are so big and loud, the surf is always “up” here and it is a paradise for surfers (I
only wish I learned to swim as surfing looks fun – and attracts loads of beach babes!).

A HUNK OF HUNKS

“Eeek. I try to keep clear of the Sunset Cove beach because there are more muscles on these miles of sand than in all the gyms of the world combined. I don’t look like Mr. Universe but more like a “nerd” and stick out like a really sore thumb.

On the beach there are guys with arms wider than my waist – lifting huge weights and pumping iron to make their muscles even bigger. Muscle-guys do press-ups like there is no tomorrow.

10 things you may see at the beach:

  1. Swimmers in the waves
  2. Sunbathers
  3. Surfers
  4. Kids making sandcastles
  5. Lifeguards
  6. People selling ice creams
  7. People renting chairs to sit on
  8. Weird wormy shapes in the sand
  9. Dogs running about
  10. Joggers getting exercise

There are all kinds of beach sports being played everywhere you look – beach volleyball, beach soccer, Frisbee, hacka-sack, catch, swimming. More sports on one beach than the Olympic games”. 

BEAUTIFUL BABES

“Oh but the babes! Surely Sunset Cove is the place where the world’s supermodels grow up and make themselves look beautiful on the beach!

Lounging around in the sun (surrounded by guys) are some of the wonders of the world. Ocean girls with teeth like pearls, flowing hair that makes guys stare. Sometimes I feel like I do love the beach after all and don’t want to return home – but make the beach my new home instead…”