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SABRINA’S GUIDE TO ATTENTION SEEKERS 2

SABRINA’S GUIDE TO ATTENTION SEEKERS
 

Only the only people that turned up were people who wanted some extra attention, not people who needed help with their Attention Seeking ways.

Top Places to find Attention Seekers

1. In the library – I mean, who would like go there for fun?

2. Sitting at the bus stop – would you sit in a bus stop if you weren’t after attention?

3. Walking the dog – like, dogs are meant to go under your arm or in your handbag!

4. Walking – why walk when you can like, glide on your 3 inch stiletto heels?

5. At the hairdressers – like, your hairdresser should come to you.

6. In the supermarket – if you have to buy your own food you are so not cool.

7. At school – there are like more Attention Seekers per capita at school than in the entire town of Sunset Heights.

8. In the canteen – eating school food? Like lame-o. Bringing gourmet sushi? Like awesome.

9. At the beach – those lily-white nerdballs make me barf. Get back inside geeks!

10. At the traffic lights – I mean, really, who hangs out at traffic lights? What are they there for? Attention Seekers.

There were little old ladies who wanted cuddles and dogs that wanted walking, kids who needed babysitting and one old timer (who was so totally wrinkly it made me pukey) who wanted to adopt a snail because he didn’t get enough attention from his family.

Anyway, between you and me and the door, I kinda get a kick out of Attention Seekers in a secrety kinda way. It’s actually awesome to watch them watch me and try to figure out how to become so totally cool and hip. And then watch them do stupid things like wear little pink skirts and try to get their hair to look like mine.

But if you can’t stand Attention Seekers and there are like too many to handle, I think that the secret to dealing with them is this … do not like give them any attention or you’ll totally just encourage them.

But then again sometimes you just can’t help yourself!

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SABRINA’S GUIDE TO ATTENTION SEEKING Part 1

SABRINA’S GUIDE TO ATTENTION SEEKING

“When I was six years old my mother told the lady in the shop that I was an Attention Seeker. That was so totally lame-o. I don’t need to seek attention, it comes to me naturally – but I do know how to spot an attention seeker”

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Like, Attention Seekers are Grade A donuts. Totally choc dipped. With sprinkles. They are so lame-o it’s not funny and my teeth hurt when I look at them.

In Sunset Cove there are a lot of different people around. Like, some like to wear women’s clothes (when they are so not a woman) and some like to eat potato chips, which is so, like Yuk.

Top Ten Tips on Attention Seeker Spotting

1. Look out for the kid who talks to rabbits
2. Fake tan is like a totally total giveaway
3. Brown hair is like so totally gross on chick
4. Glasses mean that the kid is a nerd and all nerds are attention seekers
5. Guys that fall off their skateboards are lame-o and attention seekers
6. Chicks with hairy pits are so totally wrong but they are attention seeking – why else would they forget to shave – like, yukola
7. Guys that wear pink fluffy G-strings – but that’s kinda cute too
8. Old women who try to look young by wearing lots of lipstick and fake eyelashes – look at Violet – puhleease!
9. Twinsets and pearls – are you like serious?!
10. Kids with big ears should like stay on the moon

But everything is accepted here because we’re all so totally like, nice. Nobody minds who wears what or if you take your dolphin into the Princess Diner or whatever. Whatever!

But one thing that we all hate (well, I do anyway) and that’s Attention Seekers.

There are some weird geeky kids that think they can be in the ‘in crowd’ if they like act like they’re cool or something, which they’re so totally never gonna be. As if.

This one geeky nerdball, he likes to steal pink fluffy G-strings. Like that’s gonna make him numero uno. Not.

Attention Seekers have a real problem and there was a club set up like alcoholics anonymonimous or something but it was for Attention Seekers.

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DR LEGGS’ report on SABRINA GEORGIA (Loren Horsley)

DR LEGGS’ report on SABRINA GEORGIA (Loren Horsley)

Hello, I am Dr Leggs, the resident psychiatrist of Sunset Cove. Many interesting people come to see me about their problems (and you can sometimes see me in Atlantis High!). Each week I’m profiling different Sunset Covers – and this week is the sexy and slightly sinister Sabrina Georgia

Name:Sabrina Georgia
Age: Suspicious 17 years
Status:

The sexy sultry siren of Atlantis High School

Appearance:Pink is the colour for this 21st century babe. She favours hot pants or short flirty skirts teamed with pink high heely weely sandals or knee high boots.
Past History:This pink pariah keeps her personal life very much to herself. She socialises and hangs out in Sunset Cove but I for one have never seen or heard of any family. Sabrina has always lived in Sunset Cove but I am not sure where.
Motives:Sabrina wants one thing…MONEY! She loves the good things in life and believes that the easy route to the easy life would be to marry the gorgeous head boy, Josh Montana. Sabrina is very territorial and tries to keep other beautiful girls away from her man. Miss. Georgia wants to be in control at all times and will take charge of any situation she can to enable her to be the boss lady.
Influences:Sabrina is influenced purely by fashion and her desire to be rich. She is not influenced by teachers or her school friends and basically does her own thing in her quest to be the most glamorous material girl of Sunset Cove.
Strengths: This chick is totally strong in every way. She knows exactly what she wants and sticks to the path to achieve her goals. Sabrina is great at cheerleading and at choosing sexy clothes. She is the best person to apply false eyelashes and is a demon manicurist.
Weaknesses: Sabrina’s weaknesses are money and clothes. She spends a lot of her cash on looking fine and has been known to overspend in her mission for glamour.
Catchphrases: “Like totally” – “Uber goober” – “I want that dress” – “Get away from me Geek Boy” – “Josh…”
Secrets:.There is a secret here…I think that Sabrina is very shy and insecure and she keeps that side of herself a big secret from everybody.
Rumours:

Whispers in the wind say that Miss Georgia is about to embark upon a career of naughtiness and that she has been in a bit of a bad mood lately. Silver Lining had better watch out because Sabrina might just try her luck with him. She has been getting nowhere with Josh Montana and it stands to reason that she might attempt to seduce his alter ego.

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Loren Horsley plays Sabrina Georgia in Atlantis High Page 2

Loren Horsley plays Sabrina Georgia in Atlantis High

What are your characters strengths and weaknesses? Weaknesses – Silver Linings lips, money and the colour pink. Strengths – Her hair and breast size.

Are you like your character in real life – if so, then in what ways? I like to wear tight pants – and that’s it.

What do you do between scenes?
Pace. Sleep. Make fun of Mikey. Play soccer until makeup catches you and yells for sweating off your makeup.

Favourite phrase, quote or motto?
“Imagination is more important than knowledge” Einstein?

Favourite book of all time?
Complete works of Oscar Wilde and Pale Fire by V. Nabokov

Favourite actor/actress?
Cate Blanchett, and Peter Sellers

Loren Horsley plays Sabrina Georgia in Atlantis High Page 1

Loren Horsley plays Sabrina Georgia in Atlantis High


27 October 1977
Star Sign? Scorpio

 

What is your favourite colour? Blood red

 

What is your favourite film? Zentropa and Festene

 

What music do you like? Anything from the 40’s and French rap.

 

Rome because the people are crazy and drive their cars like they’re chariots – lots of tooting and yelling.

What are your hobbies and interests in time off? Painting.

 

What do you think are the properties of a good actor? Diversity, Intelligence, Confidence and Sensitivity.

 

How would you describe your character? She’s like the girls I hated in school.

 

What is your character’s personality? Mean, mean, mean

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