Category: Atlantis High Guides

BEANIE’S GUIDE TO ALIENS 1

BEANIE’S GUIDE TO ALIENS 

“Hi, I’m Beanie. I’ve learnt a lot about aliens whilst trying to track down where I’m from, and what I am. Aliens are quite different from humans and I’m not sure what category I fit in to.

Here is some of what I’ve found out…

 

SUNSET COVE SIGHTINGS While I don’t want to include myself in this, there have been reported sightings of aliens in and around Sunset Cove. There are all sorts of speculation about what they want. Perhaps they just want to observe humans, maybe they want “samples”, maybe they are lost, maybe they have a contact on earth. The possibilities are endless because it is all speculation.

The spaceship spotted in Sunset Cove is huge! It’s like a big flying plate with lots of bright lights sparkling around the outside. It would take a lot of food to fill that plate! Oooh and it’s ROUND!! he he. I get a strange sensation when I see it – I’ve only seen it a couple of times but I’m drawn to it. I keep trying to find it and sometimes you can see me go out with my “navigator” hoping they will see me.


WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE

I’ve seen pictures of aliens and I don’t think I look like one. There are different types of aliens I guess and the most common is the “grey”. These are the stereotypical pictures you see of aliens with large black eyes, large heads and skinny bodies – and you don’t see them with ears like me do you?

Then there are the aliens that are very small and green. I haven’t seen any of these in Sunset Cove but Giles often looks a little green and sometimes I wonder…

The aliens that have been spotted in Sunset Cove are rather strange. They have large veins on their heads and long serated tails. Their feet are huge and almost look like alligator feet. They don’t have five fingers on each hand like I do – they have three.

I haven’t been able to study them too closely because they seem very secretive and don’t like to be seen – I’m not sure where they’re from but the word “Phenorg” comes to mind. “Phenorg” might be a planet, a beach in the south of France or a skin lotion for all I know – but I get funny feelings sometimes.

 

THE SUNSET COVE GUIDE TO ATLANTIS HIGH

THE SUNSET COVE GUIDE TO ATLANTIS HIGH
Atlantis High is a milestone in television. It covers many spectrums in the television world. It’s a world where aliens rule supreme, bronzed hunks and beauty queens mingle with secret agents and superheroes, and the Underworld takes on a whole new meaning.


MILESTONES IN ENTERTAINMENT

10,000BC – The first dance routine was discovered. Cave Man Ug slipped on a banana skin and some Sabre tooth Tiger droppings and his well know moves became known as the “slive jive”, the “smoove joove” and the “crocadilly shuffle”.

1888/1889 – Thomas Edison made the first “talking picture” where he had a series of pictures played in sequence with recorded sound.

1928 – The first dialogue film released by Warner Brothers “Lights of New York”.

1930 – The first publicly televised play was played on television


1942 – Tap Dancing invented – Drew Druid (who was profoundly deaf) stepped on some bottle tops one day. They got stuck to the bottom of his shoes. But because he was deaf he couldn’t hear the clatter they made. People liked the sound and Drew Druid became one of the most famous Tap Dancers around.

September 2001 – Atlantis High is broadcast for the very first time.

Over the years there have been all sorts of television programme genres. Spy movies like James Bond, Drama’s, Science Fiction, Alien movies like E.T and Roswell, superheroes and of course Comedy.

Atlantis High is a spoof melodrama that captures the milieu of soap television in a zany, creative and visually colourful way.

Atlantis High revolves around themes that deal with human drama and interplay, alien discovery, love and teenage angst. The series pays homage to the great soap operas and spoof television movies of our time, such as the icon series “Soap”, and the themes of coming of age explored in classics like American Graffiti.

In a way it captures all the above genres. Spy movies – Octavia is a secret agent working for a mysterious boss. There is intrigue at her character in which nothing phases her and there is nothing she is not capable of doing. A James Bond type character.

Beanie is an alien from another world but why is he on Earth, and where does he come from? There are three other Aliens travelling around Sunset Cove in a spaceship. They are looking for something or someone… but what?

Superheroes – Josh Montana is the Atlantis High quarterback but no one realises he is really “Silver Lining” in disguise!! The typical superhero with bright colours a long cape and a catchy phrase “truth, honour and justice awaits!”

Atlantis High has been an idea in the making for many years. Atlantis High has been met with great critical acclaim and has already built up a large audience. The series has furthermore increased its audience with each episode broadcast, reflecting a spread of “word of mouth” among its new fans.

 

THE ATLANTIS HIGH GUIDE TO SCHOOL 2

THE ATLANTIS HIGH GUIDE TO SCHOOLS

Top 5 excuses for homework

  1. My sister ate it
  2. I must have used invisible ink in my pen
  3. I used it as toilet paper
  4. My mum thought it was so good she sent it in to MENSA
  5. My brother stole it and said it was his!

Homework and Tests

Homework – is it never done? We spend 6 hours a day at school and are then expected to do another 2 hours when we get home! Gee, life isn’t fair.

Some people find tests invigorating – all that study finally put to good use and proving to yourself that you’ve taken it in and it will be with you for life.

Others find themselves feeling physically sick at the thought of a test. Sweaty palms, butterfly stomachs and mind blocks. You take one look at the test and scream inside your head “Arrrrgggghhh how am supposed to remember this????”

Tests don’t seem part of the curriculum at Atlantis High – it’s the most relaxed school in the world! They’re amazed if you can read!


Sports

Sports at school can be fun and most schools offer a range of activities. Coach Shane teaches sport at Atlantis High and he considers anything to be a sport including dancing, the hoolahoop and even taking a spa. As long as you have great muscle tone, a 10/10 golden tan and the right clothes then you’re Coach Shane’s best student.

School Rules

Every school has rules – and consequences if you break them. Most often they are – no smoking, no wagging/bunking/skiving, no leaving the school without permission, no stealing, do not deface school property and more…

At Atlantis High school rules are somewhat different to your ordinary school – their number one rule is “You are not to wear, or have in your possession lurid, gender oppressive underwear, made by exploited child labour in politically unsound countries” AND “you are not to wear economy brand leisure wear”.

Just about ANYTHING else at Atlantis high goes.

 

THE ATLANTIS HIGH GUIDE TO SCHOOL 1

THE ATLANTIS HIGH GUIDE TO SCHOOL

We spend a great many years at school and we learn alot from all the people we meet. School is so important and here is the Atlantis High Guide to school…

 


Your 1st day at schoolYou usually start school at 5 or 6. By this time you’ve already been to a preschool or daycare and have been mixing with other kids, playing with playdoh, building sandcastles and learning to go to the toilet by yourself.

Your first day at school can be exciting or completely terrifying. Walking into school on the first day, you meet your teacher and another 20-25 kids – who will be your friend at lunchtime?

Giles was nervous on his first day at Atlantis High – he’d never seen such weird people. He didn’t get off on the right foot after Sabrina put a fluffy pink g-string in his bag. But his first day came and went and before he knew it he had many friends.


Friends at school

Some schools have hundreds of kids and others only have a few but there are always enough to choose friends from. Sure, you won’t get along with everybody – the boy who picks his nose, or the girl who’s always grumpy – but there’s always plenty of friends to go around for everyone.

Those early days of friendship when you’re young are spent going to birthday parties and being invited around to someone else’s house to play with their toys, teasing each other, staying overnight at a friends house without your Mum in the next room. Many social skills are learnt at an early age.

Teachers

Do you or did you have a favourite teacher? There’s often a teacher that you feel closer to or that makes class so much more fun. You really want to learn everything they’re teaching you.

Things not to do at school…

  1. Pick your nose and flick it at the teacher.
  2. Kiss the girls and make them cry
  3. Give free hair cuts to every kid
  4. Let off stink bombs in the toilet
  5. Put laxatives in the teacher’s drinks

But then there are some teachers you just can’t stand. They never smile, they make the work boring or you think they secretly hate you. We’ve all met teachers like this!

What do you think of the teacher’s at Atlantis High?

 

THE ALIENS ON PARTIES 2

THE ALIENS ON PARTIES 

We are getting very homesick with all this talk of gatherings and get togethers and celebrations.

It has not been easy to see Dorsey but not to be able to get in contact with him. It all reminds us too much of all the fun we used to have on Phenorg.

We long to be able to finish our mission here on Planet Earth and return to our marshy swamplands with our dear Dorsey.

Oh, think of the gatherings we used to have!

Please remember us as you prepare to celebrate the Feast of the Garganwxen and we will remember the

TOP TEN FACTS OF GATHERINGS ON PLANET PHENORG

  • Gatherings on Phenorg only happen for 3 events…the hatchlings of the newly hymogenised Phenorphtes, Swamp wrestling in the Marshlands of the Pittlfghywez and 1,000 year Phenorgal Institute celebrations.
  • The oldest Viqercorator at a Gathering has to say a few words in ancient Pheaenorg whilst balancing on the tip of his tail at the edge a swamp.
  • The youngest Viqercorator at a Gathering has to perform the dance of a 1,000 tails which is a traditional dance dating back to 7 P.C.
  • The traditional food that is served varies from gathering to gathering but always includes mouse burgers and ambrose of the swamp amoeba.
This Earth Woman demonstrates the spooky similarities between the way that E
arthlings eat and the way that Phenorgians eat.
  • There is music at gatherings and it is always performed by the school swamplings on instruments that are called Phenarferts. These are a cross between Earthling bagpipes and guitars.
  • Special clothes are worn at these gatherings and prizes are given to those who show off their tails to the best advantage.
  • There are dances other than the dance of a 1,000 tails which only the youngest Viqercorator can perform and most Phenorgians enjoy dancing the Tail Trot, the Mamama and the Swamp Sway.
  • There are special decorations that adorn the swamps during a gathering and these mark out the celebration area. There are green phosphorescent bugs that glow from glass vials that are hung amongst the vines, sparkly swamp glub that makes the marshland shimmer and huge lizards and reptilean statues made out of the marrow of the Moosh Marf.
  • The Phenorgians who are being honoured in the Gathering have to stand high on their tails and proclaim to always honour the six spheres of the swamp. This proclamation is followed by a huge kenang where Phenorgians of all ages get together, sway on their tails and sing the song of the Sacred Swamp.
  • The gathering ends with a bang when the naturally explosive Moosh Marfs set themselves off and soar through the twighlight sky. This phenomenon is often seen by Earthlings who say they have seen a shooting star. Piffle and Poofle. There are no shooting stars, only exploding Moosh Marfs!


This Earth Man resembles the explorers who came to Phenorg many years ago but who decided to settle on Mars.

Oh we had the best times on our beautiful planet!

This method of party celebration is a little bit similar to Phenorgian gatherings. Although we were frightened as we hurtled through the event on the back of a flying creature, we enjoyed seeing the happy faces of the Earthlings as they jumped up and down and sang songs as they clutched their party bags.

We will keep you informed as to our remarkable experiences here on Earth and we hope that we will be able to make contact with Dorsey very soon.

Until we meet again in the swamps of our homeland,

Pherum Phenor Pheram.”