Category: Atlantis High Guides

GILES GORDON ON BUYING A PRESENT 1

GILES GORDON ON BUYING A PRESENT

“Hey it’s me, Giles. I’ve been looking in the Sunset Cove shops lately for a present to give as a token of my love to girl of my dreams, Octavia (you’ll see what in episode 11. Presents are one way to show you like someone – and this is my guide to buying a present…”

 

IN LOVE AND OFF TO THE SHOPS

5 PRESENTS GIRLS LIKE

Perfume

Clothes

Jewellery

Flowers

Chocolates

If you’re off to the shops in Sunset Cove you’d better wear your sunglasses. It’s always hot and sunny here and you’d otherwise be literally blinded by the bright glare reflecting off the perfect teeth of smiling people walking down the street. You may not be able to see and would maybe walk into a lamppost, doggie doo or into the back of a truck…

I used to think going to the shops was mostly for groceries. I’d go with my Mum or Grandpa to the supermarket to pick up some odds and ends to eat. However Grandpa likes to buy spaghetti to knit meals out of and if we walk past frozen chickens or honey then it reminds Mum of the birds and bees and she’ll start telling me to control my “urges” for Octavia. And once Grandpa got lost and spent 6 nights camped out in the frozen food department. It’s all very embarassing so I try not to go shopping.

5 PRESENTS GIRLS DON’T LIKE

Tripe

48 year old mouldy blue cheese

Melted chocolates

A bunch of dead flowers

A bag of dog food

But now I realise shops aren’t just for food or clothes – they’re also for love!! In episode 11 I go to the shops (on the advice of my inner child) to buy Octavia a present to show her how much I care for her. But what present to buy???

SHE LOVES ME – OR SHE LOVES ME NOT AND WHAT I GOT???

It’s hard to know what to buy Octavia. I’m not rich or wealthy like Josh Montana and can’t afford to buy her amazingly expens
ive things like a sports car or the world’s biggest diamond.

Grandpa says I should make Octavia something myself – this means it is personal and comes from the heart. But I’m no good at that – all I am good at making are paper airplanes or making a mess…

I face competition from Josh for Octavia. Josh has been on a buying spree and picked up famous antiques like Custer’s last hand and the Balls of Nantucket. How can I compete with this?

 

JOSH MONTANA ON SUPERHEROS 2

JOSH MONTANA ON SUPERHEROS 
Josh aske
d me, Antonia to type up this report for him and I decided to do some research myself. Here’s what I found on Superheros.“SUPERHERO DID YOU KNOWS ?” by Antonia

  • Batman has been around since 1939. He was first in action in the May 1939 Volume 27 comic book “Detective Comics”.
  • The first Batman comic book was published in 1940.
  • Batman never kills anybody. He uses his strength and brain to bring his enemies to justice. Just like Silver Lining does!!
  • Superman is really Clark Kent, a geeky reporter from the Daily Planet.
  • Superman was actually born on earth and not on another planet.
  • Superman first showed off his stupendous capabilities when he saved a NASA space plane from crashing.
  • Spiderman, Mr. Peter Parker was orphaned at an early age and lives with his Aunt Mary and Uncle Ben.
  • Spidey is a photographer by day at the Daily Bugle.

 

 

IN CONCLUSION…
“So all in all Josh, it appears that the Silver Lining might not be the sexiest, most popular or successful superhero around! The three fellas I have researched all suffered the tragic loss of their parents and went on to do great things. They are the true superheros in my mind – although it is true that Silver Lining looks pretty good in a !<sigh>”

 

 

JOSH MONTANA ON SUPERHEROES 1

JOSH MONTANA ON SUPERHEROES 

“Oohh, hey ladies…and dudes. I want to take you through my guide to superheroes. This is what you might call a lifelong interest for me, a passion even. Something I like to think about when I’m not dreaming of the beautiful Octavia or looking at myself in the mirror. You want to admire me? Hey, go ahead baby. You others can just read my guide to these cool dudes with their satin capes. Antonia did the typing for me – this is my guide to superheroes…”

QUICKTIME MOVIE ON SUPERHEROES

ATLANTIS HIGH AND SUPERHEROS
Sunset Cove is a great place to live and the main reason for that (apart from me living here) is that Silver Lining makes sure that Truth Honour and Justice prevail. There are no major problems in this little piece of paradise. Just some hassles caused by Sophie’s poltergeist.

But just lately some strange things have been happening and Silver Lining has been kept busy.

There have been missing radiation bombs and evil beekeepers to deal with. And all the trouble that the new kid geek boy Giles Gordon gets into on a daily basis.

It’s lucky that there’s such a good-looking hunky Superhero like Silver Lining to look after things and keep the community safe in the knowledge that they can sleep well at night – and admire Silver’s pink costume during the day. The Silver Lining is but a phone call away. Always on duty (or just leave a message on my cellphone if I am busy…).

I’m a great fan of Superheroes and read all about them. I read their comic books and watch them on TV. They are like my family.

MY FIVE FAVE SUPERHERO O
UTFITS ARE:

1. Pink lycra body suit, pink fluffy g-string (sometimes an alternate black lycra over boxers with white J on pouch), pink boxers boots, pink satin cape and pink eye mask –the SilverLining. This look has it all and it works as well in the High Street as up a tree. Versatile and body hugging, this has got to be my top favourite.

2. Black all-over lycra/rubberised suit with white spider emblazoned on front. Black built-in boots, glovesand all-over head covering – Spider Man. This look is cool. It shapes the body and is a real out on the town superhero outfit. Hides the face though which is a minus point. Not many people like spiders though so they could be scared…

3. Black leather pants, black open neck shirt, black satin cape, black sash worn round the waist, natty little black hat and a black eye mask – Zorro. Now this is a hot look, great for the lusting ladies. Sexy, suave. Superhero. My favourite part of the whole outfit is the waist sash. I love the way it blows in the wind. Maybe it seems this guy is always out to make a point though?

4. Cream colouh web detail on arms, lred suede cowboy hat, red neck tie, black eye mask, cobalt blue shirt and pants, black leather gloves and a silver studded black gun holster – The lone Ranger. This is an all time classic outfit. the vers
atility of it is great because it’s hard wearing yet figure hugging. Hi ho – away!

5. Red and blue all over body suit wit

egs and head, spider emblazoned on the front built-in boots and gloves – Spiderman. Yes, good old Spidey again. He’s got style this guy and I love his use of blue. Check out his website too.

TOP 3 SUPERHERO SAYINGS:

It’s really important that the superhero has a good line. This makes your enemies quiver in fear, makes ladies adore you – and is a fun thing to say:

1. “Truth, Honour and Justice Awaits” – The Silverlining. This says it all. This guy is caring, proud and honest. And good looking too. Oh – and modest!

2. ” Hig
h Ho Silver Away!” – The Lone Ranger. I love this line! It makes me want to jump on a horse nd gallop to the rescue of some damsel in distress. A real macho line this one. But I get sore if I sit in the saddle too long. Owww…

3. ” To the Bat Cave Robin” – Batman. This phrase has a certain mystery to it and I like mystery. It’s clean, it’s strong and it’s a good one. And if you say it loud enough, it alerts the bats in the cave that you are on your way so you they can clear up the cave…

 

COACH SHANE ON FOOTBALL 2

COACH SHANE ON FOOTBALL 
THE BIG GAME AT ATLANTIS HIGH

THE WORST SPORTS IN HISTORY
  • Cow throwing. Did you know in Germany 800 years ago that Vikings used to throw around live cows – whoever threw the furthest was the winner. Mooooo!
  • Hamburger Competitions –.My great grandfather Coach Shane III had the world record for eating – he scoffed 528 hamburgers in a little over half an hour. What a man!
  • Imaginary Frisbee. This is where you play frisbee but don’t use a frisbee. Yep, you gotta use your imagination!
  • Growing oak trees. This is the slowest game – you start with seeds and grow a tree. It takes about 100 years to see who has the biggest tree and is the winner.

Well recently
there was a big game – we are talking B – I – um… J – G! That’s right, we’re talking BIJG!! The bigjest game in Atlantis High was against an opposition coached by Lou Siffer called “The Dark Side”. Well, they seemed like a nice group of people!

Atlantis High had never ever (ever) won a football game. I was determined to change that and trained my troops in the Cha Cha Cha, Macerana and Tango. With Giles Gordon as quarter-pounder,
there was no way we could lose!

Thanks to a giant mutant pigeon that distracted our opposition, we were able to pull off an amazing win that will go down in history books for ever!

 

COACH SHANE’s 10 TIPS ON PLAYING FOOTBALL

  1. Always look good
  2. Stick with the rhythm
  3. Brush your teeth so they are sparkly clean and shiny
  4. Wear some nice shorts
  5. Concentrate on the ball.
  6. Keep your eye on the ball. Even better, both eyes.
  7. Watch the ball.
  8. Always focus on the ball.
  9. Pay close attention to where the ball is and
  10. Pay close attention to what the ball is doing.

 

 

COACH SHANE ON FOOTBALL 1

COACH SHANE ON FOOTBALL

“”Hi, it’s me – Coach Shane. There was a big football game at Atlantis High lately. Everyone has their opinions on sports – but especially me. I am the world authority on football and this is my guide to it”

EXCLUSIVE

QUICKTIME MOVIE COMING SOON

 

ORIGINS OF SPORT

WHY DO SPORTS?
  • It’s healthy – yep, all that running around and sweating is good for you – and your body too. You’ll be healthy and fit in no time.
  • To impress people – I have always found that babes love to watch guys run around on a field. Look at those cheerleaders digging my muscles. If you play sports, people will be impressed and love you and ask for your autograph.
  • It‘s good for your skin tone – let’s face it, everyone wants nice skin tone don’t they? I have found if you play sports then you may get muddy – and a mud patch is good to give you lovely skin tone. Mud is free and saves you buying moisturiser. 

Now not a lot of people know this but the first sport happened in the year 2 million and four B.C. That’s BC for “Before Cricket”. It happened that
 on a cold night in Caveman Urg’s cave, Urg and his wife were having a rock fight (they were arguing) when suddenly Urg’s wife picked up a tree and struck a round rock that Urg threw at her. That’s the true story of how baseball was invented (it was called Rockball in those days). But there was no cable tv to watch it on 2 million years ago…

WHO NEEDS A COACH?

On to the present day. Well, since those days when sport was invented there have been lots of other sports that have developed – like cooking, ironi
ng, tap dancing, jogging, cricket, and my favourite – wearing shorts! – ooops, I mean – football!

Well what is a Coach you may be asking? Some coaches are used to carry people around (you take a coach to get somewhere). But the type of coach I am is the guy (or girl) who gives you advice on how to play the game – who inspires you with the gameplan. You gotta make sure you have the right moves and get with the rhythm to enjoy your sport – and the coach helps you with this.