Category: Plot Synopsis

SABRINA accuses GILES of cheating with the election, but GILES is convinced his campaign was clean. Afterall OCTAVIA wouldn’t be involved with anything that wasn’t totally squeaky clean, would she?

Q informs OCTAVIA that she must have a party to create a diversion so that Agency Operatives can search the VERMONT’s house. CMDR VERMONT is under suspicion of having made contact with the ALIEN forces. But OCTAVIA doesn’t know how to have a party. MRS VERMONT is thrilled – she’ll organise everything.

The ALIENS are pleased to see DORSEY, but DORSEY isn’t pleased to see the fly.

SABRINA models her outfits for the party during Science class. OCTAVIA invites DORSEY to the party. Fancy dress is optional. DORSEY decides to go as he really is.

CMDR VERMONT wants a secure perimeter. Soldiers plant a minefield in his garden.

Q tells the NINJAS to infiltrate the VERMONT house as guests in fancy dress – and to bring back COMMANDER VERMONT’s clothes.

OCTAVIA doesn’t realise that they’ve got the party all wrong. SABRINA waits for the real party to arrive.
JOSH swats the pesky fly (and the ALIEN spaceship). SOPHIE creampies him – and the ALIENS get stuck on the cake.

DOROTHY has déjà vu with alien-DORSEY.

DON does tricks with marshmallows. GILES wonders about the NINJAS.

VIOLET moves in on COACH SHANE, but VITA foils her seduction.

There’s a kitchen crisis. JOSH rushes to change into his superhero cossie. But as he’s changing, his clothes are stolen by NINJAS. SABRINA leaves, seriously disappointed. But BEANIE and JET have a good time.

The last bit of cake (with the ALIENS) is boxed to send to AUNT MAY out West.

GILES learns more of OCTAVIA’s brilliance – but why is she still at school? OCTAVIA and GILES almost kiss…

BEANIE’s feelings for JET are blooming but he is speechless.

ANTONIA is unlucky in love and sings that to the world.

SABRINA organises a Date-JOSH competition through her column on the website. JOSH wants OCTAVIA to sign an entry form so that she’ll win. But SABRINA’s small print renders everyone’s entry bar hers as invalid. To protect his love from falling into JOSH’s arms GILES sides with SABRINA’s ruling. SABRINA wins the competition.

GILES gives BEANIE a few tips on using romantic flashbacks.

SABRINA furtively returns to her trailer home, and her life of squalor.

GILES’ INNER CHILD counsels him about OCTAVIA – GILES should stop being a wuss. And too many flashbacks could alter his grip on reality. GILES gets real and his INNER CHILD disappears. So why are their soldiers in his bedroom? GILES is freaked.

BEANIE seeks advice about love. GRAMPA shows him a documentary on bower birds. BEANIE is inspired.

LEW SIFFER draws up a prenup contract for SABRINA’s marry-JOSH scheme. She’s currently involved in a catalogue scam with VIOLET. SABRINA wants a way out of her life of squalor via rich JOSH, whilst VIOLET gains a protégé and a cut of the profits.

GILES tells JET that BEANIE is in love with her. JET is wowed.

At the restaurant, DOROTHY, CMDR VERMONT and OCTAVIA share a celebration meal. DOROTHY and CMDR VERMONT realise they have something in common – but what?

SABRINA and JOSH have their big date. SABRINA tries to get JOSH to sign the contract but things keep getting in the way. Time is running out.

DORSEY gets tanked at the bar, and VITA dines with a blow-up version of COACH SHANE.

GILES infiltrates the restaurant trying to get a message to OCTAVIA, but is foiled by an AGENCY WAITER.

BEANIE makes a bower bird nest on JET’s desk.

SABRINA is left alone, in her underwear, while JOSH makes a rapid exit to a Silver Lining Emergency. GILES sympathises with SABRINA. They’ve both been abandoned – their dreams shattered.
GILES’s misery is amplified by the twittering love-birds, JET and BEANIE.

GILES’ INNER CHILD suggests he adopts the standard ploy of the emotionally illiterate – i.e. buy her a gift. OCTAVIA is worried. Will GILES buy her a suitable gift? She consults Television’s UNCLE LEW.

CMDR VERMONT thinks the aliens are at the TV studio, and sends in his soldiers to seek and destroy

SOPHIE mourns the loss of both ANTONY and her poltergeist. GILES tells her to get a new boyfriend. Is he coming on to her? No. But SOPHIE’s adamant he is.

Handyman DON promotes School Safety Week, and his ineptness at the job has results strikingly similar to SOPHIE’s Poltergeist.

GILES learns that JOSH has beaten him to the gift-buying ploy. Fortunately OCTAVIA is not particularly impressed by the balls of Nantucket. GILES realises that next time he mightn’t be so lucky – he has to think of a gift for her, and fast.

DORSEY has failed his mission. He’s in the depths of despair. He can see only one way out of his despair – he must pay for his failure with his life.

GILES decides to trust his own judgement and find OCTAVIA a gift. SOPHIE thinks he’s buying a gift for her. DON helps and GILES is forced to buy a broken teddy.

DORSEY is ready to leave this world, when he spots a familiar-looking Crocodile. He takes his new friend to the nearest bar. DOROTHY, the barmaid, is concerned at the Science Teacher’s behaviour. She reports him to VIOLET, who sends him to DR LEGGZ.

GILES decides to tell OCTAVIA his true feelings for her. But DOROTHY turns up with the gift. OCTAVIA loves the teddy! She’s about to confess her true feelings for GILES, when Q warns her off. She must finish it with GILES or her father is ruined. She tells GILES she’s in love with another. GILES is heartbroken.

SOPHIE thinks that her poltergeist has returned and that it’s telling her to move on to GILES!!

GILES awakes to Happiness Week – but he is far from happy. His heart is broken by OCTAVIA and SOPHIE assumes he is her boyfriend.

DORSEY is miserable too – if he can’t achieve his objective then this whole area of the universe will be wiped out forever. Luckily he comes across “emergency plan B”.

VIOLET happily makes a bet with LEW SIFFER on the big game at extreme odds against Atlantis High.
GILES, attempting at being a verb, tries to tell OCTAVIA that JOSH isn’t the man for her – but he is thwarted.

DOROTHY slips a slide in to CMDR VERMONT’s slide show. He briefs his men on what they know so far, and concludes that they need to stake out Atlantis High. PRIVATE FLYTE, who communicates with pigeons, will go undercover.

JOSH gets the wrong message from OCTAVIA’s explanation of their kiss in episode 11. COACH SHANE wants GILES on the football team. And VITA reveals her love to COACH SHANE with disastrous results.

VIOLET announces to assembly that there will be a big football game that afternoon. COACH SHANE hijacks English class to run through the rhythmic game plan. GILES will be quarter back.

With reptilian DNA and an egg ready DORSEY activates the compiler. While DORSEY is out of the room PRIVATE FLYTE investigates DORSEY’s machine and accidentally lets a pigeon enter the compiler. Only reptilian DNA was allowed for the process to work correctly. As DORSEY’s contaminated egg is incubating it begins to glow and crack.

COACH SHANE’s football game plan is to dance the entire game. The opposition are LEW SIFFER’s dark side. The game begins with the dark side taking a big early lead. VIOLET is quietly happy.

DORSEY is horrified by what comes out of his egg.

A giant Godzilla-like pigeon swoops down on the football match, distracting the dark side and allowing GILES to score a touchdown. This paves the way for an Atlantis High victory. VIOLET is sour

The giant pigeon is hosed down by CMDR VERMONT and his men as they scan the sky for pigeon work from PRIVATE FLYTE.

GILES furtively follows OCTAVIA to Q’s HQ and learns that a marriage is on the cards. Just not his.

SOPHIE sends a note to GILES. GILES pretends he didn’t get the note. But SOPHIE knows he did – she was watching.

VIOLET is inundated with paperwork since VITA left, and SABRINA’s scam is suffering.

DORSEY faces GENERAL YEN and HAJ. He failed his mission, and thus jeopardised the future of his planet. DORSEY pleads with the Generals to let him stay and find the Lost City of Atlantis.. or die in the attempt. The Generals will consider his request. ANTONIA is concerned about MR DORSEY – he appears preoccupied.

VIOLET calls DON to help with the computer and the mess she is in.

JET advises GILES to be a man and make SOPHIE understand that he doesn’t want to be her boyfriend. GILES dons a disguise instead.

COACH SHANE gives JOSH advice for meeting OCTAVIA’s parents. The three Fs: fulsome flattery and flowers.

SABRINA seeks GILES’ help to break up OCTAVIA and JOSH. If they can find out the VERMONTs’ big secret it’ll eliminate OCTAVIA’s chances with the MONTANAs. But OCTAVIA doesn’t want to marry JOSH anyway. Q warns her not to jeopardise her future with the Agency.

GILES and SABRINA dig dirt on the VERMONTS, while someone spies.

SOPHIE bakes apple pie. DOROTHY is impressed, but GRAMPA is sceptical. GILES is just scared.
MRS VERMONT and CMDR VERMONT are impressed with their future son-in-law, JOSH MONTANA.
JET is antimarriage. BEANIE is disappointed.

SABRINA and GILES find that CMDR VERMONT doesn’t exist on any population census. Who is this man?
The Generals make their ruling on DORSEY. He must find the Lost City of Atlantis – if he fails there will be no mercy.

SABRINA’s scam has come to an end. She now has only one outfit left to wear!

GILES finally gives SOPHIE the hard word. SOPHIE understands completely – so does Mr Fluffy Muffin. GILES gets the feeling he’s said the wrong thing.